
PEN ON FIRE

I always thought magic
was a party trick
until I fell
in love

Alan Collenette is a San Francisco Bay Area novelist, poet, and a Scottish expatriate. His latest book "Love Brain and Other Minefields" features a mix of award-winning short stories and poetry where women are revered, and love is both a sanctuary and a minefield for unsuspecting men. His work has appeared in Bust Out, San Francisco Business Times, and The Registry. In Writers Digest he received Honorable Mentions in the 71st Annual Competition in the Genre Short Story and Literary Short Story categories and was named Award Winner in the Pacific Sun Writers Competition. He is currently working on a historical novel based on the life of John Paul Jones, the legendary Scotsman, and founder of the US Navy.

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Love Brain & Other Minefields
Love Brain & Other Minefields features a mix of award-winning short stories and poetry where women are revered, and love is both a sanctuary and a minefield for unsuspecting men. Loss lingers like an echo and musings drift between harsh reality and absurdity. Tracing one man's passage through the sorrows and delights he encounters at various stages of his life, Alan Collenette weaves moments of sharp insight and lyrical grace into every page.
This captivating collection features new poems and short stories alongside other work that has appeared in Bust Out, San Francisco Business Times, and Writer’s Digest. Alan Collenette’s work received awards in both Genre and Literary Short Story categories from Writer’s Digest in the 71st Annual Competition and was honored as Award Winner in the Pacific Sun Writers Competition.

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WORK IN PROGRESS
Historical Fiction
John Paul Jones
Immortal - The Two Lives of John Paul Jones
Alan is currently working on a historical novel based on the life of John Paul Jones, the legendary Scotsman, and founder of the US Navy.
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Excerpt
It is Indian summer in the north of England. A full moon has ushered in a warm, windless night, and the North Sea stretches out in front of the awestruck audience on the clifftops. For these onlookers, it is as though they are witnessing a tragedy of ancient design: a valiant underdog locked in mortal struggle with a monstrous adversary. Now, as the final act unfolds, the crowd is hushed, transfixed by the spectacle of a hero’s last agony. The American ship is ablaze. Little more than a funeral pyre adrift on the sea, the remains of her torn canvas are being devoured by flames, one of her three masts has been demolished, and cannon fire has torn a huge gash in her side. She is sinking.
Captain John Paul Jones is standing on the quarterdeck of his doomed ship, his face black with soot and his white jacket spattered with blood and tar. He estimates it will be less than an hour before she goes down. The aging merchant ship - hastily converted for war - has been no match for the British frigate, fast, purpose-built, and with cannon power vastly superior to his own. His surgeon’s grim report nags at his conscience; more than a hundred and fifty men are either dead or mortally wounded. A gruesome mixture of seawater, severed limbs, and bilge water swirls around his boots. The First Officer is standing beside him, and has to shout to make himself heard above the roar of cannon fire and the howls of dying men, “Captain Jones, Sir, our fate is decided. I request permission to yield.” Jones looks at him, as if considering the question. He does not reply.
The suggestion lingers in the smoke-laden air. A few moments pass, and the officer asks again, “Sir, may I have your permission to strike our colors?” - Lowering the flag would signify surrender.
A familiar calm settles over him. Surrender has not even entered Jones’s mind. Time pauses, as if death itself is granting him one last opportunity to survey the scene. He thinks of the lives lost over his thirty-three years; ten-year-old cabin boys, thousands of miles from home; countless sailors, and the families who will never see them again. How will history judge him, if it remembers him at all? There is so much left undone. He turns toward the officer, puts one arm on each of his shoulders and glares into his face. “No, sir, I will do no such thing. Return to your post.”
As the officer turns to leave, Jones seizes his elbow, spinning him back around. Their faces nearly touch, Jones’s hat knocking the officer’s to the blood-soaked deck. Amidst the cacophony of cannon fire and musket shot, Jones’s voice is low but unwavering. “If you so much as breathe that suggestion to a single man, you will not live to see our victory.”

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NON FICTION
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